The most amazing heater you have ever felt

Ooooh, look at this wonderful contraption! It is a heater, but not just any heater that heats rooms, one that does it in an oil-filled manner! Stop me now before I scare you! Not scared yet, well this thing has a digital readout!!! And, to make things even better, nay, scarier, the readout is in red LED!
The picture shows two wheels, but fear not. If your room should be on an incline, this heater will not roll away because there are only two wheels. That's right, the other end is a non-rolling stand to keep the heating element in its place: right next to you and keeping you warm.
Now, don't be afraid to buy this just because summer is fast approaching. No sirree! It will be cold again before you know it, and you will be needing a nice space heater to call your own.

So act now!